Remember this hat? (Please forgive the very old, fuzzy quality photo — this is intarwebs wayback at work!)

The hat I knit my husband that was stolen last night
I awoke this morning and went through my usual routine; when I came out to get in my truck, however, I discovered that someone had been through my truck; emptied out the center console, dumped out my handbag, and just generally went through everything.
The good news is, there was nothing actually stolen out of my car. I still don’t know what the thief was really looking for.
The bad news is, they checked my husband’s car, too, and evidently decided that the only thing worth taking was the ONE thing I could not simply replace with an insurance check and a shopping trip — my husband’s handknit, much-loved, much-worn skully hat.
So I’ve already ordered yarn to knit him another, but in a perfect world (and yes, I know how unlikely this is), the hat would find its way home.
I do have a case number with Fairfax County Police, so if you see the hat floating around this area (presuming you’re local!), please let me know where and if you can, a description of the individual wearing it so I can let them know.
If by some really freak, crazy accident the person who stole the hat finds their way to this blog –
Dude. NOT COOL. Return the hat, please? That’s 30-odd hours of my life spent knitting that hat, and love put into it for my husband. Do the right thing. Bring it back and just leave it on the doorstep or something? I’m not looking to press charges, I just want the hat back. Thanks.

I’ve always felt a little paranoid about worrying about knitted items being stolen or messed up, and now I feel at least like I’m not crazy for worrying. That’s seriously jerky of someone to do!!! I hope it makes its way back home.
Thanks, Jadielady! You’re commenting in the midst of my crazy tweaking of the WordPress this evening, so a) thanks for the comment, and b) sorry for the mess!
And no, I don’t think it’s crazy, I think for me I’d just prefer to believe better of humanity than to be constantly paranoid about such things. This is the kind of incident that reminds me that sometimes a little cynicism is perhaps a good thing. But I dislike being reminded very much.